I was having really bad allergies so I went to my allergist. They also offered a math tutoring service in their lobby, so I made three appointments. When I looked at my bank account, I only had $350, so I decided that money needed to go to the allergist. I called to cancel my appointments and he let me, but still charged me. I only had $9 left in my account. I woke up in the midst of dealing with a bunch of phone calls to get my money back.
Also some guy said a parachute is only $30 at Walmart.
Buckle up - this one's a doozy:
I was at Disneyland with the fam and we were waiting in line for a ride. Stupid kid sister jumped on the ride without me so we got separated, and I had to ride with a bunch of other shit heads. Turns out the ride is ridden based on participation: you see something, comment the answer, and if you got it right you keep going. Eventually I get separated from the entire car of kids, and end up in this room. I'm looking around at all these cool mementos, when a door opens and a dude with a bunch of metal rods piercing through his leg steps in, saying I've passed the test and we're destined to be together, and oh yeah he was a vampire. I think it was the guy from Haunted Mansion because we watched Bodyguard last night and he had a small part in it so I was like "OMG he's from Haunted Mansion!" and fell asleep and was like "He's a vampire" lololol.
Part I: I love the song "Never Gonna Give You Up," despite how much it's used as a joke, and dreamt about realizing I want it on my iPod.
Part II: Some girl was fighting me for my bf and no one believed me and I lost my job at Walmart (a place I don't even work) and Josiah, my bro in law, was scared because I kept cussing.
I was in the in-laws' basement, when the train around the tree and the Christmas ornaments started flying at me due to a ghost. I quickly recorded it all, and once I was done I ran to tell the in-laws. I made them sit on the couch while I pulled out my phone, when I remembered I recorded it on a string cheese. I put my phone in my pocket and found one laying nearby on the floor, saying, "This is it, check it out," but apparently it was an old one because it only had past home videos on it. I son thereafter found another one not too far away and prepared to search the contents of that cheese, when I woke up.
The in-laws were eating Redvines and I really really wanted one but was too shy to ask.
Chatting my coworker in, we mention Sarah. Tom suddenly says, "That girl does NOT change her tampon."
I was going to grab my fave superfruit Sunripe fruit leather - I had just bought 10 the day before IRL - and it's the ordinary skinny ones that are lame. I said "Awww I thought I only bought superfruits," and grumpily ate it.