They all need to drink with their chin up, and I can't even swallow unless my chin's against my chest. Sad face and hashtag fuck cancer.
Forgot we need to answer the phones now by saying "It is a friendly day at Colorado Inn & Suites, this is your friend Amelia, how may I serve you?" and then at the end of the call we say "Thank you for being our friend."
And after I stared at my manager a while, she goes, "I know, it's a little cheesy, but our motto is making friends one guest at a time."
Now every time I say it my skin crawls if someone doesn't interrupt the long ass greeting in the first place.
1. I'm ready for bed.
2. Why did I watch all of Sleepy Hollow last night.
3. I'm ready for bed.
Been needing some new yoga pants for a while as I've almost rubbed mine raw; I'm basically waiting for the day someone says "Your pants are ripped" and I realize my cheeks are hanging out, but anyway I finally got some to try on and this is what was in my dressing room.
Had my first chaotic day at work last night. Highlights include: I had 4 people on hold at 3 different times, I watched a man progressively get drunker and drunker as the night wore on, and called a cab for the first time for a white-haired woman who complained of having a heart attack and throwing up all while I was trying to juggle 4 calls, checking people in, and printing out her directions to the vet hospital. Fucked up twice, and that was about as much as my sanity could take. Cried the whole way home, then stuffed my face with chocolate, sweet potato chips, and sugar-free fruit leather. It felt amazing. Woke up this morning, made a huge pancake. Now I'm stuffed and hating myself.
Upon waking on this bright and sunny morn, I thought "Holy shit I need to screenshot their texts like they're real texts" and worked on that which felt like I was actually talking to Oliver.
The bf and I heard a rap song the other day on YouTube. They said words similar to the ones above. But we are not of the rap world and never found out how they be rockin' and what dropping a dime on someone meant, so I googled it:
Knowledge is power.