Rediscovered The Humane Bean. Long story short, I remembered I had a buy one get one free coupon and redeemed it today. Was able to get as high as 20 oz free. So I said GIMME THE 20. It's huge. I drank half and got a tummy ache.
Kid sis's hamster died while we were having a sleepover at my house. Mom called to ask what we should do. I said I don't know. She said she was going to buy another hamster, and she'll text me when she has it. So I said let's have a code: "The flapjack is in the frying pan" for yes, and something else for no - I forget.
The answer was yes.
The other night I asked the bf to bring me my makeup remover pads. I was already in bed and I can't sleep in my makeup because I'm allergic to it, so he asked what it looked like and I said it's a little blue square package. He brought me it, and there was one left. So, I proceeded to clean my face with it. Next day, I'm looking in the cupboard under the sink for something, when I see my makeup remover pads and there's still half a pack left. I'm like uhhhhh . . . what the fuck did I wipe my face with then? since I remembered throwing the package into the trashcan. I go to the trash can and it says "Flushable Wipes."
I wiped my face with buttwipes.