Buckle up - this one's a doozy:
I was at Disneyland with the fam and we were waiting in line for a ride. Stupid kid sister jumped on the ride without me so we got separated, and I had to ride with a bunch of other shit heads. Turns out the ride is ridden based on participation: you see something, comment the answer, and if you got it right you keep going. Eventually I get separated from the entire car of kids, and end up in this room. I'm looking around at all these cool mementos, when a door opens and a dude with a bunch of metal rods piercing through his leg steps in, saying I've passed the test and we're destined to be together, and oh yeah he was a vampire. I think it was the guy from Haunted Mansion because we watched Bodyguard last night and he had a small part in it so I was like "OMG he's from Haunted Mansion!" and fell asleep and was like "He's a vampire" lololol.