I don't know. I have no idea. I've signed up for so many things I've completely lost track. Apparently I have another blog with blogger now. I don't know. Whatever. Here's what I have so far:
For my first post, I thought I'd start with something I thought about in the shower today:
You’re driving down the street when you notice half the world has dropped off into the dark abyss we call Space, and the other half is on fire. What do you do? You panic. These are the thoughts going through your head:
1. Oh my god, the world is ending.
2. I’m going to be late for work.
3. Did I feed the cat this morning?
But then you remember that one post you read by that one girl on that one website and you take a breath and calmly say to yourself: What would Lorelai do? You quickly think back to all the episodes of Gilmore Girls you watched and decide if she were in your situation she would probably say something witty with a few references from movies you’ve never seen with actors you’ve never heard of thrown in, and you realize:
1. It’s okay, you'll figure it out.
2. Work probably doesn’t exist anymore.
3. You don’t have a cat.
And you move on with the rest of your life on Mars or something, if Earth actually disintegrated into ashes, and all your problems are solved. You’re welcome.
I often have odd trains of thought.
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...I'm trying to make that a thing. I don't know. Maybe.
End post on Blogger.
Which reminds me, you are all now Allenites. You should be very proud.