And here's my assessment:
1. There are cheerleaders. Why? Can't tell you. I guess people derive spirit from their little shimmies and toe taps?
2. "We Will Rock You" is played shamelessly at every single sporting event every single time all of our lives forever and ever and always for infinity and beyond. It's beginning to turn into "Bohemian Rhapsody." PLEASE people who don't appreciate music and are just using songs that sound familiar to the average spectator STOP playing them all the fucking time or I'm going to have to hate one of my favorite bands.
3. National anthem. Why are we singing the national anthem? We are at a sporting event. That doesn't mean we're a bunch of communists and anarchy rebels. Or maybe we are, I don't know, but that's our business.
4. There are army people with guns holding the American flag. Why are there army people with guns holding the American flag? Refer to number 3 for further rant.