Go for a walk on the north side of the house: normal whatever walk to the park. Go for a walk on the south side of the house: magical fucking donkeys and llamas that come up to you and let you pet them and take as many pics as you want.
I named the donkeys Amarindra and Persephone but then learned they were boys and proceeded to call them Tobias and Everette. I didn't name the llama, but I will right now: Marshmallow. Because he's the color of Marshmallow's onesie on Bob's Burgers and also I don't know if it's a boy or girl so I had to pick one that's unisex. Benji was really good greeting them but at one point he sat on a pointy stick and thought he was going to be eaten so he yelped and wouldn't leave my side. He'll forget, though, and be just as happy to see them tomorrow. When come equipped with carrots. And celery. Or grass.