So once again I was sharing some share-worthy information with the bf, and it managed to make itself a very difficult task:
Me: "Hunny Rachel's friend said that if you're allergic to trees and grasses and bushes you should eat local honey so that you can be introduced to the allergens or whatever she said."
Him: Fifteen seconds of silence. "What?"
Me: (Sigh) "Local honey."
Him: "Like crazy honey?"
Me: "What? Why are you having so much trouble with this?"
Him: "What is loco honey?"
Needless to say, he's a hoot. But it does make me nervous for future serious conversations. And come to think of it, any time we argue he claims he can't understand what I'm saying and that I don't make sense. I think I just figured out why.