I'm checking out my probably now favorite blog, The Bloggess, and noticed on one of the books she wrote there are reviews by famous people like the guy who wrote Running With Scissors and Neil Gaiman. And naturally I go through the emotions: I.D.D.A. (First I'm impressed, then doubtful, then I'm in denial, then I start to feel arrogant). So I'm like "That's cool" but then I'm like "Wow these are really famous people..." and then I'm like "Those can't be real..." and then I'm like "I can make up my own good reviews too," and here they are:
Praise for Amelia Allen and her books:
"Allen is an incredible writer. And is only ugly sometimes." --J.K. Rowling
"I do like [Allen's] books, and that one picture she has is pretty okay." --Brad Pitt
"She has a cute cat." --Taylor Swift
"I noticed that book title My Own Private Hollywood is like My Own Private Idaho. Neat." --Keanu Reeves
...I guess that's what I think celebrities would say about my stuff. Huh. Not too great...