Clicked on #mswl just out of curiosity (I saw one time someone was wanting a story on witches so I got a little excited--unfortunately, of course, mine is far from finished so I had to let it go but I was still keen on finding agents who sought my stuff), and came across this post:
'My sister & I were talking about how amazing a humor book on "how to take the perfect selfie" would be. Someone write that & query me. #MSWL'
(Sits here and stares at that post for 17 consecutive minutes. Has nothing to say. Until:)
I mean I can't. I wouldn't know where to start. Well, first allow me to clarify: You...want...a book about...selfies? Selfies. Like. Narcissistic pictures of oneself. No? Oh! Sorry. You're right. Not just any book about selfies, but, more accurately, how to take the perfect selfie. Sorry. No, I think I got it, thanks. I just, um...I just wanted to make sure, that, uh...the reason...my manuscripts are being rejected...is...because...they're not gripping...cliffhanging...stories...about...selfies...