So . . . This is a thing. Yeah. It is a real thing. That people have probably bought. And worn. To their WEDDING. Where grandparents are. And kids. And, I don't know, oh yeah FAMILY. Not a Playboy photographer, not a porn videographer, your family. Like your dad. And mom. And siblings. Generally people that don't want to see your boobs covered by a slim band of material. Now, Leeloo from Fifth Element on the other hand:
Fine. It's a futuristic movie, it's artistic, beautiful, and she's NOT GETTING MARRIED IN IT.