It has been received. And of course I got a mocha. I can only have so much will power. But this little shitter is glorious. It is superhuman. Spectacular. It can simply be described as the Superman of books. Or Batman. Or whatever superhero is your personal favorite. Which should be Superman, but whatever. And it can probably deflect bullets and sustain other various injuries because it is a motherfucking hardcover.
I had to do a little photo shoot for it because it deserved one. It's just so beautiful. And I put it in the windowsill because with all the snow in the background it just looked so majestic.
So let's see, MOPH: You have been a mere Word Document for six years. And now you are in paperback, hardcover, and eBook form, available to the public. Yep. I am a proud mother.