The bf just tried threatening me. I saw Star Wars without him (against my will), so he said he's seeing a romance without me. Particularly the one with Ryan Reynolds and Emma Watson.
He means Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone.
He's not very good at anything.
Reptar lights the logs, then the nicktoons all gather round and there's crackling noises. At one point Spike walks by. It's magical.
Small Asian family just walked through the doors with huge smiles on their faces wishing me Merry Christmas.
In case you haven't noticed. I came into work with my manager having already checked everyone in. She called them all and invited them to come early so I wouldn't have to do anything tonight. Literally almost cried. Also saved me brownies and gave me a Christmas card. Called me Sunshine. I love her. Because she's amazing. And because she's Bulgarian and has a badass accent.
But he doesn't seem sore over it. He just gave me half of his cake and referred to me as his girlfriend.
This pic made my brain freak the fuck out. Her eyes are too close together and his are too far apart. I almost started twitching trying to process what was wrong with them.
Just responded to this random guy on Facebook's life event because other people making me laugh is rare and I had to express my appreciation. I recognized the name, I think he was some kid I never talked to in middle school, but still...pretty much some random guy. So he's gonna be like "Wha...?"
Can't remember if I told you or not, but I interviewed for an internship at a local book publishers and I got it. Granted, we all got it, but I was the best. Undoubtedly.
Tessa chases shadows of things, not the things themselves. This morning dad was cleaning the fish tanks and SHE NOTICED THE FISH. FOR THE FIRST TIME. So she stood in his way watching them.