Tyga's gonna be pissed. And FKA Twigs. And Waka Flocka Flame.
Lololol who the fuck comes up with these names??!
I don't do Snapchat because why, but I'm familiar with the phenomenon and BASICALLY want nothing to do with it. However, Cam swapped us and it was hilar.
So here's normal us:
And here's swapped us:
Had a stomachache so I sat on the couch with a hot towel. Benji joined me shortly after and the second he laid his noggin on the warm cloth he was OUT. Here are pictures documenting every moment of it, as it was very cute:
I'm like 43% sure the Corpse Bride vows would be prettier than the traditional wedding ones. I'm not going to say them at my wedding, but I'm strongly considering it.
Made this today. Was amazeballs! But anything with toasted cheese is. Here's how I did it:
Parm & Mozz cheese
Choice of sauce
Preheat oven to 450
Grind cauliflower into small chunks using food processor/cheese grater
Microwave for 4 minutes
Allow to cool before draining out moisture in cloth
Put in bowl, combine all ingredients aside from sauce
Form into pizza on greased tin foil-covered cookie sheet
Bake until golden brown (~11-20 mins)
Take out, put on sauce and toppings
Bake until golden brown (~8-12 mins)
Just saw this commercial (a COMMERCIAL! I've never seen a publishing house make a commercial), so I thought I'd continue my rant on why life is way easier if you let the gods into your soul of whatever. So far the list is:
1. You get half off college tuition.
2. You get any job you want.
3. Pay is $1,000 a week for a part time worship leader.
And now 4: If you're a Christian writer, here, let's get you published! If you're just a regular writer that's gross go find your own unholy way of making your dreams come true.
You're supposed to read the title a la Louise in the Bob's Burgers ep when she suggests watching Beetlejuice in Espanol.
Today I have had scrambled eggs with cheese and red onion, now it's apples with PB and dark chocolate chips (which is really good, you don't even taste the gross apple), and obviously tonight I'm eating ground turkey and zucchini and squash--the ush. But last night I made zucchini noodles with gluten-free marinara and meatballs. IT WAS SO YUMMY it tasted just like spaghetti. I was in the middle of taking a pic of it when the bf called to blab for a good 30 mins so I never got around to it again. But I will next time I make it, it's going to be a routine meal.
And the Harry Potter weekend started THE SECOND I sat down and turned on the TV not long after walking in the house.
I I know what we're doing for the next few days.
Goddamn it, THAT'S why everyone's religious! I'm finally starting to see it. You get half off college tuition, every job you ever want, also here's $1,000 a week. Fuck me, I'm strongly considering letting the gods into my soul or whatever.
That you can be one of the prettiest girls in the world and getting your hair cut like a man's MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN. Maybe a pretty man, but still: A man.
As a child, my favorite movie that I used every moment of every day to watch was Pocahontas, but my favorite movie while I was growing into a blossoming young woman was Beauty and the Beast.
And I just saw that fuckers' real life trailer.
Beginning was very powerful with the opening mysterious song and the visuals of an abandoned castle, but then Lumiere and Cogsworth spoke and that sounded a bit off; I think I even heard Little Finger. Then Emma Watson said "Hello?" and everything went to shit. I don't really like her; she's not the greatest actor. I only tolerate her because she's Hermione. She's too serious and dramatic, and expresses herself too much through her crazy eyebrows. Idk. I'm still going to see it when it comes out NEXT YEAR, like why the fuck were they showing us the trailer already?