2 mashed bananas, oats (eyeball it), dash of honey, crushed walnuts, choco chips, cinnamon, 1 egg. I think I'll add some coconut sugar and oil (why not) next time. Choco chips made them sweet but where there were none it was kinda sour :/ Will play with recipe a little more.
Passed a makeup vending machine with this ad on it. I'm not sure if it's advertising thicker eyebrows or the tools to trim them?
Looking for a writing buddy is apparently a Lonely Hearts ad.
Which is funny . . . because it's not. I'm looking for . . . a writing buddy . . . not sex.
So I responded to whoever emailed me by calling him a dumbass because obviously, and he's still emailing me back pretty upset. I think it's because I specify that I want like-minded people to be my partner, and when people read the specifics they get pissed off because they're not a chick in their twenties and they can't be my partner. Look, I'm sorry, but how much am I going to have in common with a 60 year old dude? That's the only reason I specify.
Dear Subway: please teach your employees that you can always add more. You can't take away. I assure you everyone will be much happier.
Hollywood is seriously running out of ideas; they're just remaking shit now. Good shit into bad shit. Makes me sad. And pissed.
When I had to race upstairs to the bathroom. Sat on the toilet and started my bidness, when I looked down and saw this: