Therefore, I won't be able to see for the next 15 mins or so before I wake up. So naturally I was scrolling through FB with blurred vision and thought this was a dog laying in rose petals:
Def is not. Was v. confused.
I've watched 3 eps of Supernatural, 1 of Scandal, Frozen, had two cups of tea, countless mints, and equal amounts of breakfast muffins.
It's slow tonight.
The new generation of kids (aka 2000s babies) aren't being taught cursive? So when they create works of art, like Kid:
They can't sign their names.
True story. This is Cam's drawing and "signature."
Around this time yesterday, I was calling the police. A weirdo came to the front desk and I was like "Nuh uh, Weirdo!" and called the cops on his ass. Actually it was more like me not trying to cry, but I tell the story in a more heroic way.
Dogs have been barking for a week now and after several complaints via emails and voicemails to our leasing agent we finally wrote a note and left it on the fucking lady's door. Not usually one to do this sort of thing, so I promptly experienced a bout of diarrhea. But all these MLK pics are making me feel better.
Sorry. Moved into our new place a week ago and we've been purging all the bf's boxes of hoarded, unimportant crap while battling a couple Shih Tzus. And they really ARE a couple of SHIT zus, if you know what I mean. Like, I want to murder them. Anyway though, here's us being happy the first morning:
Here's the bf's first and last contribution to the home decor:
I have started logging my dreams in a dream journal. Simply hover over the "Blog" tab and click on the drop down option called "Dream Journal." Enjoy. I always have the dumbest dreams.
Saw this at TJ Maxx. If you can't see it it's a yogurt maker and all it requires is any milk + store bought yogurt.