Rediscovered The Humane Bean. Long story short, I remembered I had a buy one get one free coupon and redeemed it today. Was able to get as high as 20 oz free. So I said GIMME THE 20. It's huge. I drank half and got a tummy ache.
Kid sis's hamster died while we were having a sleepover at my house. Mom called to ask what we should do. I said I don't know. She said she was going to buy another hamster, and she'll text me when she has it. So I said let's have a code: "The flapjack is in the frying pan" for yes, and something else for no - I forget.
The answer was yes.
The other night I asked the bf to bring me my makeup remover pads. I was already in bed and I can't sleep in my makeup because I'm allergic to it, so he asked what it looked like and I said it's a little blue square package. He brought me it, and there was one left. So, I proceeded to clean my face with it. Next day, I'm looking in the cupboard under the sink for something, when I see my makeup remover pads and there's still half a pack left. I'm like uhhhhh . . . what the fuck did I wipe my face with then? since I remembered throwing the package into the trashcan. I go to the trash can and it says "Flushable Wipes."
I wiped my face with buttwipes.
If my mom took a pic like this I'd be like whyyyyyyyy?? Why are you so weird?? Also the biy's name is Sir, guys. A little entitlement there, maybe? I.e. Saint West?
I guess you have to date your costar, since you're kissin' 'em 'n such. But still, so predictable. And what's the point? Once your movies are over so is your relationship...you're LITERALLY Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. I guess I'll just never understand.
People who say this:
"Oh, we don't normally take our break."
...WHY??? You are legally SUPPOSED TO. I have met these people at every job I've had and it's gotten to a point where I'm just going to punch them in the face. Like SIT DOWN AND TAKE A BREAK.
"...in other words, you're a dumb idiot for even applying."
I already have a job and I didn't actually want to work there - I was desperate at the time. Who names a pet hospital "Family Member" anyway?
Well, the day before. But tomorrow won't be any better. So, I bought myself a few gifts. And I don't think there's anything more depressing than buying yourself balloons.
We got this random magnet in the mail for some doctor and the bf put it on the fridge lol. Like...no. So I threw it away.
Started following Trump because hilarious, and there was a shop now button so I clicked on it. Like, what could you POSSIBLY be selling? You're president. Not a merchant. And this was on there. Tears streaming from eyes due to laughter emoji.